I would love to be in 'Dancing With the Stars.'
Being famous is not something that would make me feel successful - unless one was striving for mediocrity.
I was at a party three weeks prior to the murders at Roman Polanski and Sharon Tate's house.
Fame is a fickle thing that only lasts as long as you can be out there offering yourself to the public. And as soon as you relax for five minutes, they're gone, you know, and they're following somebody else.
I'm sure everyone that has ever done an action movie has just drooled over how full of talent Bruce Lee was and how unique he was.
What is a movie star? A movie star is many things. They can be tall, short, thin, or skinny. They can be Democrats... or skinny.
I've loved Michael Jackson since the minute I was born. He's probably the most talented person ever. He was able to create such an amazing career and be probably the biggest star we've ever had.
Come on, I'm a television star. Nobody on television is curing cancer. I've had a great ride, and I'm very honored to have been in this business. I'm happy if I managed to affect people in a positive way.
I did envisage being this successful as a player, but not all the hysteria around it off the golf course.
I would do a documentary about Jay-Z. Yes, I would.
Mystery makes movie stars! If you see someone on the cover of the weeklies all the time, why would you want to pay to see them in a movie?
I'm not an icon. Not even in America.
Power has got to be the most intoxicating thing in the world—and of all forms of power the most intoxicating is fame.
Although people often equate them, glamour is not the same as beauty, stylishness, luxury, celebrity, or sex appeal. It is not limited to fashion or film; nor is it intrinsically feminine. It is not a collection of aesthetic markers - a style, as fashion and design use the word.
When you're as famous as I am, stories take on a life of their own.
I hope Lee's scandal isn't real.
In the old days, a star was someone up there - you know, Greta Garbo - but a telly star was somebody you could approach.
Getting recognized is insane. It just blows my mind. Like, someone who you don't know at all can just be like, 'Oh my God - are you Billie?'
When you do a Tom Cruise movie, you don't do a Tom Cruise movie and ask a lot of questions.
But I'm more of a recluse when it comes down to being a writer and being a creative person rather than being a celebrity.
Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some hire public relations officers.
When I was nine years old and dreamed of being a pro wrestler, the thing I was most fascinated by was how much love the wrestlers got.
When you get into the public eye, one day, you're kind of unknown, and the next day, you have people in your bushes waiting to take a picture of you.
My fans are called 'Mayniacs'. They enjoy screaming and chasing me and taking pictures.
I'm just a guy who happens to work in public from time to time. I've built a reputation as an established comic, not as a celebrity - a celebrity is someone who is famous but doesn't do anything.
