Michael Steger Quotes

I wanted to be a dentist actually.

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

I wanted to be an actress at a very early age and then decided to become an orthodontist after working in Dr. Richard Boyd's office in high school.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

I'm English. Our dentistry is not world famous.

Americans are really harsh about British people's teeth.

I didn't want to go to school for more than four years, and I didn't know what you did with a bachelor's in biology. So I switched over and got my degree in communications. I regret it now. It was one of the most idiotic things I ever did.

I always wanted to be a dentist! I thought I was going to be fixing teeth and making beautiful smiles.

You need teeth like mine!" Grandma said. "You can just mail 'em to the dentist!

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

My dear Algy, you talk exactly as if you were a dentist. It is very vulgar to talk like a dentist when one isn't a dentist. It produces false impression

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

I thought I was going to be a veterinarian. I was good in science and in math, and I loved animals.

I had these fangs because I had jaundice when I was a kid and I was put on so many antibiotics that my teeth rotted. They had to cut them out. So I never had milk teeth. That was tough, you know, being in school having photos taken while I was pretending I had teeth. It was hideous.

I started college Pre-Med. That lasted about half a semester.

I have a couple of gold teeth. I had braces for a year but I didn't wear the retainer.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

Before I got into rock n' roll, I was going to be a dentist.

I go to the dentist every six months, I get a cleaning, so... I'm fortunate enough that those fluoride treatments as a child worked. Not getting any cavities.

I thought, 'I'll come back to New York. I worked for the 'Aspen Times' when I lived in Aspen. I'll work for the 'New York Times' when I live in New York.' It didn't work out that way.

L.A. is wonderful. They have something called sleep dentistry. You just go there, and they put you to sleep and go, 'Drrrrrr,' and by the time you wake up a few hours later, you have a whole new set of teeth. I mean, whatever you want them to do.

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

It's so sweet, I feel like my teeth are rotting when I listen to the radio.

Dentistry was an ego trip, and acting is a personal need. Usually it's the reverse, and I honestly don't think I had the talent in my hands to be a good dentist.

My dad was a dentist; my mom managed his office.