Robin Williams Quotes

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

I've always been fascinated with the idea of people paying for sex and what goes on with that and why that happens.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone do something that you said couldn't be done.

I remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.

The land of embarrassment and breakfast.

If you could see the instructions that I gave Jerry to begin with, I'd be embarrassed.

If I do something stupid, which is pretty much the whole time, I hate it. I just hate it.

I have two books that were published quite some time ago. I start to read about three sentences. I have to close it. I am so self-conscious. Who did I think I was?

I was 23 years old, a freshman at university, and there I was, on the first day, sitting in a remedial English class. I was so ashamed I almost got up and left, but somehow I knew inside that if I ran away from this, I would hate myself forever.

I feel the producers really exploited my lack of talent at this time. I looked like an idiot up there. I want to be good, not something that people will laugh at.

You can imagine my embarrassment when I killed the wrong guy.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

It wasn't my finest hour. It wasn't even my finest hour and a half.

Anyone can lose a fight. That doesn't bother me. But the shame that comes afterwards is unbearable.

Life is a series of embarrassing moments which leave you feeling alone in your confusion and shame

Straight men who visit prostitutes are valiantly striving to keep sex free from emotion, duty, family--in other words, from society, religion, and procreative Mother Nature.

Now I know what it is like to feel like a total idiot.

I'm not looking to get married or anything like that. I'm just a john now. I'm going to be paying for sex for the rest of my life.

A John is different from a sucker. When you're with a sucker you're on alert all the time. You give him nothing. A sucker is just to be taken but a John is different. You give him what he pays for. When you're with him you enjoy yourself and you want him to enjoy himself too.

Don't get me wrong - I'll put $25 on the ground and then if you pick it up and we have sex in an alley, that's not a crime. That's a coincidence.

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

Sometimes I feel like an old hooker.

Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes.