Doug Stanhope Quotes

Colin Farrel was recently asked about prostitutes and he said, It's like ordering a pizza. Really? What restaurant is he going to? All I ever get is a pizza... I guess in some ways it is - when it's delivered, it's never quite as hot as you hoped it would be.

I've always been fascinated with the idea of people paying for sex and what goes on with that and why that happens.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

To talk about something like prostitution, the other person then becomes the wild card that will have a response, and it may not be the response you want. Sometimes I think saying it would be selfish to tell them is still being under the illusion that you have all the power. You say it would be selfish to tell them, when in fact you're scared that in telling them, it gives them the power to do what they might want to do because once they know, they become somebody who could be reactive.

Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

I like prostitution. My heart has never failed to pound at the sight of one of those provocatively dressed women walking in the rain under the gaslamps, just as the sight of monks in their robes and girdles touches some ascetic, hidden corner of my soul.

I'm not looking to get married or anything like that. I'm just a john now. I'm going to be paying for sex for the rest of my life.

I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

Men will pay large sums to whores for telling them they are not bores.

I now knew that all of us were prostitutes who sold themselves at varying prices, and that an expensive prostitute was better than a cheap one.

A couple of times, I could have turned a trick. But I didn't want to start. I knew how it would play. When you started thinking it was easy, you were forgetting what it cost.

Well this is aptly called a junket, for both of us. I have never been to a house of prostitution, but I understand that you get in more than seven minutes.

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.

It's one thing to fail with something you utterly believe in, but to fail with something you don't believe in? You just feel so sordid.

Monogamy and prostitution go together.

Straight men who visit prostitutes are valiantly striving to keep sex free from emotion, duty, family--in other words, from society, religion, and procreative Mother Nature.

Whores are the most honest girls. They present the bill right away.

It's a hard life to have sex with eight to 10 men a night. That's hard physically, let alone emotionally.

there are scores of thousands of women who are denominated prostitutes, and who are supported by hundreds of thousands of men who should, for like reasons, also be denominated prostitutes, since what will change a woman into a prostitute must also necessarily change a man into the same.

Adrian: I find prostitutes vastly important. Nathan Ivashkov: Well. How refreshing to see that things haven’t changed.

When you prostitute yourself, you have to get paid for it.

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.