Chester Brown Quotes

If you want to have sex with strangers, you have to do it the old fashion way and become a prostitute.

I've always been fascinated with the idea of people paying for sex and what goes on with that and why that happens.

Colin Farrel was recently asked about prostitutes and he said, It's like ordering a pizza. Really? What restaurant is he going to? All I ever get is a pizza... I guess in some ways it is - when it's delivered, it's never quite as hot as you hoped it would be.

The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex for money usually costs a lot less.

I've had six or eight hookers in my life. I never woke up the next day thinking man I'm glad I got a hooker last night.

I'm not a sexy guy. I went to a hooker. I dropped my pants. She dropped her price.

I wasn't sure exactly how prostitutes determined price, but if men bought hookers by the pound, these two would be doing okay.

Men will pay large sums to whores for telling them they are not bores.

To talk about something like prostitution, the other person then becomes the wild card that will have a response, and it may not be the response you want. Sometimes I think saying it would be selfish to tell them is still being under the illusion that you have all the power. You say it would be selfish to tell them, when in fact you're scared that in telling them, it gives them the power to do what they might want to do because once they know, they become somebody who could be reactive.

I now knew that all of us were prostitutes who sold themselves at varying prices, and that an expensive prostitute was better than a cheap one.

Many of my lyrics are about having sex with prostitutes.

Well this is aptly called a junket, for both of us. I have never been to a house of prostitution, but I understand that you get in more than seven minutes.

Straight men who visit prostitutes are valiantly striving to keep sex free from emotion, duty, family--in other words, from society, religion, and procreative Mother Nature.

Every hooker I ever speak to tells me that it beats the hell out of waitressing.

The next time a prostitute solicits your business, ask for the clergyman's rate.

I like prostitution. My heart has never failed to pound at the sight of one of those provocatively dressed women walking in the rain under the gaslamps, just as the sight of monks in their robes and girdles touches some ascetic, hidden corner of my soul.

there are scores of thousands of women who are denominated prostitutes, and who are supported by hundreds of thousands of men who should, for like reasons, also be denominated prostitutes, since what will change a woman into a prostitute must also necessarily change a man into the same.

A John is different from a sucker. When you're with a sucker you're on alert all the time. You give him nothing. A sucker is just to be taken but a John is different. You give him what he pays for. When you're with him you enjoy yourself and you want him to enjoy himself too.

Right now in Oregon anybody can open a saloon, and hire people to come in and have sex in front of their patrons.

Adrian: I find prostitutes vastly important. Nathan Ivashkov: Well. How refreshing to see that things haven’t changed.

A country without bordellos is like a house without bathrooms.

There are no pimps, no whores, no transvestites - gone. Now that's more the culture I'm comfortable in ... I don't like it in the house, you know what I mean, but I like it somewhere around.

When you prostitute yourself, you have to get paid for it.

Bragging that you had sex with a prostitute is like bragging that you got Doritos out of a vending machine.

Cuba has the cleanest and most-educated prostitutes in the world.