Refunds Quotes

Religion is all profit. They have no merchandise to buy, no commissions to pay, and no refunds to make for unsatisfactory service and results....Their commodity is fear.

Today is tax day. A lot of people are hoping they get refunds. And that's just the folks here in the audience.

I think people expect mud at festivals, I think you'd be asking for your money back if you didn't get it.

To all my fans who planned to come to the Future History World tour, the pain of letting you down cuts me way deeper than this injury I've sustained.

There's nothing I hate more than canceling shows.

Never, ever get on an American Airlines flight. They will make you wait four hours, and then, when you complain about it, you will be kicked off your flight, and they will rob you of your money.

I had sex with a prostitute when I was 21, I was so bad, she gave me a refund.

I find Washington audiences are basically the same as every other audience; they watch me and go, 'Who's idea was it to go see him? And is it too late to ask for my money back?'