Katie Price Quotes

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.

I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit.

It is most absurdly said, in popular language, of any man, that he is disguised in liquor; for, on the contrary, most men are disguised by sobriety.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Where the drink goes in, there the wit goes out.

After the two drinks, she felt warm inside, and slightly indistinct at the edges.

That's the beauty of alcohol. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen.

The important thing is to be drunk.

There was an Old Person of Brussels, Who lived upon Brandy and Mussels; When he rushed through the town, he knocked most people down, Which distressed all the people of Brussels.

I'm pretty drunk and bored with yelling at the stone walls that are your minds.

Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

I am drunk, seest thou? When I am not drunk I do not talk. You have never heard me talk much. But an intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend his time with fools.

I began to think vodka was my drink at last. It didn’t taste like anything, but it went straight down into my stomach like a sword swallowers’ sword and made me feel powerful and godlike.

How well I remember my first encounter with The Devil'ss Brew. I happened to stumble across a case of bourbon - and went right on stumbling for several days thereafter.

To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

I would like a wine. The purpose of the wine is to get me drunk. A bad wine will get me as drunk as a good wine. I would like the good wine. And since the result is the same no matter which wine I drink, I'd like to pay the bad wine price.

A man loses his sense of direction after four drinks; a woman loses hers after four kisses.

The drunken man is a living corpse.