Jennifer Armentrout Quotes

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Don't think I'm talking nonsense because I'm drunk. I'm not a bit drunk. Brandy's all very well, but I need two bottles to make me drunk.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk, so I presented it to Alice [Cooper]. It felt like he wrote the lyrics in about a minute.

Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

She's half mad and three parts drunk.

When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French.

One more drink and I'd have been under the host.

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

The drunken man is a living corpse.

A man will part with anything so long as he's drunk, and you're drunk with him.

I get absolutely shitfaced. I am shitfaced and hyper and ten years old. I am having the time of my life.

Well I am still not drunk" I straightened up against the pillows as best I could. "You told me once that if you could still stand up, you weren't drunk." You aren't standing up." he point out. You are.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.