This bloke was so pissed, he thought his vomit had come to life!
I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.
Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.
It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.
No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.
The drunken man is a living corpse.
Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'
He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their face.
Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk, so I presented it to Alice [Cooper]. It felt like he wrote the lyrics in about a minute.
A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.
Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.
Dead drunk is the term I think of, insensible, neither cool nor warm, without a head or a foot. To be drunk is to be intimate with a fool.
Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.
I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking
Oh dear! A drunken infidel weaver! said Mr. Hale to himself.
To be intoxicated is to feel sophisticated, but not be able to say it.
I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.
If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos
I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.
I feel like a drunken man who doesn't have a drink.
She's half mad and three parts drunk.
I get absolutely shitfaced. I am shitfaced and hyper and ten years old. I am having the time of my life.
If a man is indolent, let him be poor. If he is drunken, let him be poor.... Also--somewhat inconsistently--blessed are the poor!
A lady came up to me one day and said 'Sir! You are drunk', to which I replied 'I am drunk today madam, and tomorrow I shall be sober but you will still be ugly.
If not for me being stoned and clinging to a taco, it would have been terribly romantic.
