Richelle Mead Quotes

Now, this is the fun part about getting stoned. They get stoned, then they become paranoid. Now, when they started out, they said, "Let's get high and have fun." So they're high; now they're paranoid. "Am I falling out of this chair?"

I was so high, I needed a stepladder to scratch my own ass.

He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their face.

Even when I was dizzy with vodka, that smile never failed to make my heart speed up.

I get stoned, I can't get home, I'm calling long distance on a public saxophone. My head is achin', my back is breakin', feel I got run over by Captain Coconut and his dog named Rover.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

“Bella, I've already expended a great deal of personal effort at this point to keep you alive. I'm not about to let you behind the wheel of a vehicle when you can't even walk straight. Besides, friends don't let friends drive drunk,” he quoted with a chuckle. I could smell the unbearably sweet fragrance coming off his chest. “Drunk?” I objected. “You're intoxicated by my very presence.” He was grinning that playful smirk again.

So when he asked about getting high, I didn't think, I agreed. We smoked some good California green. Took three tries to put me in the place he said I should be.

Everything’s better when you’re high.

Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk, so I presented it to Alice [Cooper]. It felt like he wrote the lyrics in about a minute.

Intoxicated? The word did not express it by a mile. He was oiled, boiled, fried, plastered, whiffled, sozzled, and blotto.

Some get stoned, some get strange, but sooner or later it all gets real.

A drunkard is like a whiskey-bottle, all neck and belly and no head.

She's half mad and three parts drunk.

And when her lips met mine, I knew that I could live to be a hundred and visit every country in the world, but nothing would ever compare to that single moment when I first kissed the girl of my dreams and knew that my love would last forever.

It was a joint, which put it one slippery step up from a dive.

I got high, and forgot I wasn't supposed to get high.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

We were lining up and counting off nice and easy till you came stumbling through like a doped-up bull,' Minho responded.

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

Doing a life study while drunk and in the process of being seduced is never a formula for quality art.

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

I'm too high, but I ain't left the ground.