Marya Hornbacher Quotes

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

I was somewhat drunk with what I had done. And I am always one to prefer being sober.

Some of you fellers are getting 'Whiskey Slick.'

He raised his brows. "You're drunk." "Am not!" He gave me a bland look. "A drunk's famous last words before they fall flat on their face.

Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

Not drunk is he who from the floor - Can rise alone and still drink more; But drunk is They, who prostrate lies, Without the power to drink or rise.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

The greatest pleasure of this people [Russians] is drunkenness.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

... like Daniel Webster after taking a pint of brandy.

He [Peter the Great] took his bottle heartily, so must all the company; for when he was merry himself he loved to see everybody so; though at the same time he could not endure habitual drinkers, for such he thought unfit for business.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Sometimes I had too many beers.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.

I'm not going to lie to you fellas, I've been drinking

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

Having been familiar with "drunk" once or twice myself, that lick just came to me - and yeah, it sounded very drunk, so I presented it to Alice [Cooper]. It felt like he wrote the lyrics in about a minute.