intoxicated behavior Quotes

Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool? Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.

I lay my head on the wheel and the horn begins honking, the whole neighborhood knows that I'm home drunk again.

When you have too many beers, you become like a control freak on everything.

At four o'clock in the morning, when everyone is drunk enough, then extraordinary things can happen.

Drunkenness is nothing but a self-induced state of insanity.

Here's how you know that you're really drunk: when you get into a taxi cab and you think the fare is the time.

Relax, Jailbait," said Avery. "A drunken kiss is nothing compared to a drunken fall. God knows I've kissed plenty of guys drunk." "And yet, I remain unkissed tonight," mused Adrian.

There's the really angry drunk, who's just annoying to be around. I prefer the drunk who falls all over the place and is being completely inappropriate. Or the super-loud, happy drunk, which is evidentially what I am.

Talking to a drunk person was like talking to an extremely happy, severely brain-damaged three-year-old.

Anthony raised his red plastic cup to me and shouted something, but it was too hard to hear over the music. “What?” I called back. “You look great!” A goofy smile was plastered on his face. “Oh boy,” Vee said. “Not just a pimp, but a smashed pimp.” “So maybe he’s a little drunk.” “Drunk and hoping to corner you alone in a bedroom upstairs.” Ugh.

In Germany I ingested the entire contents of the hotel mini-bar before a show and stuck my fingers in this guy's nostrils because I thought they would fit.

A man will part with anything so long as he's drunk, and you're drunk with him.

I'm a loving drunk. I get sentimental. "I love you guys." I drunk-dial a lot.

When people are tipsy, they're really encouraged and they wanna prove they can do something to the Heavyweight champion.

I observe a lot of you drunk people. What I do is I just let myself go there and fully commit to that drunk thing, not that I've ever done that myself. I've had a lot of practice. Let's be honest.

I used to love slapping people in the face when I was drunk. I thought it was really funny, so I did a lot of that. I'd pick fights with doormen and bouncers and stuff a lot. Ex-boyfriends. But nobody ever punched me back, so I don't know if that counts as a physical fight.

I'm a mischievous drunk.

I would be lying if I didn't admit there might be a scene in the movie where there might be alcohol in my system.

I get absolutely shitfaced. I am shitfaced and hyper and ten years old. I am having the time of my life.

Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends like that, and I think it's because it makes me look 'more together.

I told you, sir, they were red-hot with drinking; so full of valor that they smote the air, for breathing in their faces, beat the ground for kissing of their feet.

Drunkenness is an immoderate affection and use of drink. That I call immoderation that is besides or beyond that order of good things for which God hath given us the use of drink.

Have I tried it? Probably in one of my drunken stupors...

I really don't like drunk women; I think it is such a bad look. I think it's very inappropriate and I don't like it. I don't really have drunk friends.

We came down here to see this teddible scene: people all pissed out of their minds and vomiting on themselves and all that and now, you know what? It's us