D. H. Lawrence Quotes

Olivia: What's a drunken man like, fool? Feste: Like a drowned man, a fool, and a madman: one draught above heat makes him a fool; the second mads him; and a third drowns him.

The important thing is to be drunk.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Wine is wont to show the mind of man.

It would be pleasant to be drunk.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

I would be lying if I didn't admit there might be a scene in the movie where there might be alcohol in my system.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

Drink, sir, is a great provoker of three things . . . nose-painting, sleep, and urine. Lechery, sir, it provokes, and unprovokes; it provokes the desire, but it takes away the performance.

Getting drunk was good. I decided that I would always like getting drunk. It took away the obvious and maybe if you could get away from the obvious often enough, you wouldn't become so obvious yourself.

Go to bed, you fool," Calcifer said sleepily. "You're drunk." "Who, me?" said Howl. "I assure you, my friends, I am cone sold stober." He got up and stalked upstairs, feeling for the wall as if he thought it might escape him unless he kept in touch with it. His bedroom door did escape him.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

When the wine goes in, strange things come out.

I wanna get drunk 'til I'm off my mind. One bourbon, one scotch, and one beer.

Alcohol, taken in sufficient quantities, may produce all the effects of drunkenness.

When I am drunk I am at my best. It is the national knack of the French.

Why don't we get drunk and screw?

Macduff: What three things does drink especially provoke? Porter: Marry, sir, nose-painting, sleep, and urine.

With wine, poetry, or virtue as you choose. But get drunk.

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.