William Wycherley Quotes

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.

Things get so sloppy when you're under the influence.

Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.

And we used to do a lot of drugs and get very drunk on very cheap wine.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.