Richard Harris Quotes

… there are two things that will be believed of any man whatsoever, and one of them is that he has taken to drink.

I never went out in the morning with the intention of getting drunk. It just happened.

All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they were yet able to manufacture them.

I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

The greatest pleasure of this people [Russians] is drunkenness.

Liquor drinking is not a wrong; but excessive drinking is.

That was my first real connection with Dre - that we both liked to drink.

He's so full of alcohol, if you put a lighted wick in his mouth he'd burn for three days.

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

The sway of alcohol over mankind is unquestionably due to its power to stimulate the mystical faculties of human nature, usually crushed to earth by the cold facts and dry criticisms of the sober hour.

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

When people ask me if Dean Martin drank, let me put it this way. If Dracula bit Dean in the neck, he'd get a Bloody Mary.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

When I drink, I think; and when I think, I drink.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

In my family, they were all big boozers.

But who is it that has made my people drunk? Indians cannot make whiskey. Indians do not sell it. But white people make it and bring it among us. It is they that have brought the evil upon us and we cannot remove it. The white people can remove it and now we call upon them to do it. We ask them to take their whiskey and run away, and leave us sober as they found us.