Heraclitus Quotes

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

It is a maudlin and indecent verity that comes out through the strength of wine.

All men, even those we call savages, have been so tormented by the passion for strong drinks, that limited as their capacities were, they were yet able to manufacture them.

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

... the sin of drunkenness which is the root of all sins.

No nation is drunken where wine is cheap; and none sober where the dearness of wine substitutes ardent spirits as the common beverage. It is, in truth, the only antidote to the bane of whiskey.

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

I have been brought up and trained to have the utmost contempt for people who get drunk.

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

Alcohol gives you infinite patience for stupidity.

I drink for the effect, because it loosens up the tongue a little bit.