Joe Bob Briggs Quotes

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

I did so many crazy things while drinking.

But I've never been the type to be sloppy drunk in public.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

Drunkenness was attacked in the same manner; it was discountenanced on every occasion by those who had charge of any department: its destructive and pernicious effects were frequently stated by his own more prudent comrades, at the proper moment when the individual was soberly suffering from the effects of his previous excess; pot- and public-houses were gradually removed from the immediate vicinity of their dwellings; the health and comfort of temperance were made familiar to them; by degrees drunkenness disappeared, and many who were habitual bacchanalians are now conspicuous for undeviating sobriety.

Most of the males have a strong passion for strong drink, especially rum.

I drank too much, only champagne.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Drinking makes people go out of control.

I drink a lot of beer.

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.

He is a drunkard who takes more than three glasses though he be not drunk.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.