Michelle Beadle Quotes

It's not a crime to get drunk.

I admit I was drinking a Guinness... but I did not swallow.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I'm a big fan of the effects of alcohol.

A drunkard is one thing, and a temperate man is quite another.

Drink not the third glass, which thou canst not tame, when once it is within thee.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

He who drinks too much beer must drink water

Drunkenness was attacked in the same manner; it was discountenanced on every occasion by those who had charge of any department: its destructive and pernicious effects were frequently stated by his own more prudent comrades, at the proper moment when the individual was soberly suffering from the effects of his previous excess; pot- and public-houses were gradually removed from the immediate vicinity of their dwellings; the health and comfort of temperance were made familiar to them; by degrees drunkenness disappeared, and many who were habitual bacchanalians are now conspicuous for undeviating sobriety.

I have a reputation for drinking a lot. Indeed, I drink quite much. However, I give it up when I wish to do so. I never, ever drink while on duty. The drinking is only for my pleasure. I do not remember neglecting my duties because of drinking even once.

I did so many crazy things while drinking.

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

I used to be a good party boy. I'm old. I'm an old man. You pay the consequences. I'm just fine with a couple of drinks, no more than that.

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.

I work very hard to keep on an even keel as far as alcohol is concerned.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

I got drunk when I was five. Everybody gets drunk before they're 21.

A good margarita, a good red wine, I like expensive alcohol, but not a lot of it. I don't like to throw up.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

I try not to drink too much because when I'm drunk, I bite.

A man can take a little bourbon without getting drunk, but if you hold his mouth open and pour in a quart, he's going to get sick on it.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.