Joe E. Lewis Quotes

It's not a crime to get drunk.

Drunkenness was attacked in the same manner; it was discountenanced on every occasion by those who had charge of any department: its destructive and pernicious effects were frequently stated by his own more prudent comrades, at the proper moment when the individual was soberly suffering from the effects of his previous excess; pot- and public-houses were gradually removed from the immediate vicinity of their dwellings; the health and comfort of temperance were made familiar to them; by degrees drunkenness disappeared, and many who were habitual bacchanalians are now conspicuous for undeviating sobriety.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

That was my first real connection with Dre - that we both liked to drink.

Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.

I spent a lot of time between bars like this.

I think a man ought to get drunk at least twice a year just on principle, so he won't let himself get snotty about it.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

What's drinking? A mere pause from thinking!

Drunkenness is the Touch Stone by which they try every man; and he that cannot or will not drink, has a mark set upon Him. He is abused behind his Back. He is hurt in his Property, and he is persecuted as far as the Power of Malice and Intemperance.

I have never been drunk in my life, and I don't expect I ever will be.

There's nothing better than a cold beer.

I like getting blotto at parties but I also like being sober and I hate the hangover.

The whole world is about three drinks behind.

Wine is a treacherous friend who you must always be on guard for.

I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

Drinking habits were very prevalent among men, and were not in any way disgraceful, unless excessive.

I've never, ever tasted beer.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

Wine is a turncoat; first a friend and then an enemy.