Santiago Durango Quotes

I love drugs, but I hate hangovers, and the hatred of the hangover wins by a landslide every time.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

Drunkenness is temporary suicide.

Drugs and alcohol can be so destructive.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I've been drunk for about a week now, and I thought it might sober me up to sit in a library.

Drinking spirits cannot cause spiritual damage.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

... the sin of drunkenness which is the root of all sins.

I think alcohol is the worst drug of all. It makes you do things that you would never do or say things that you wouldn't.

I know I can get to the stage where I'm drinking a lot. I tend to be rotten and groggy all day and hanging out for the next drink and five o'clock, ping! I have to just stop.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.

My voice? Yeah, well, I used to drink a lot of beer when I was a kid and I sounded like a drunk in a choir. I don't drink anymore.

Bacchus hath drowned more men than Neptune.

Wine hath drowned more men than the sea.

Drinking intensifies all your pressures and your needs.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

One day I woke up with an atrocious hangover, and it hurt so badly that I told myself, 'It's time to stop. I can't do it anymore. It's not good. It hurts too much.'

Alcohol is barren. The words a man speaks in the night of drunkenness fade like the darkness itself at the coming of day.

I don't do drugs anymore... than, say, the average touring funk band.

There were a lot of drugs. We kinda just passed the time that way. For a couple of years we were all doin' anything we could get our hands on.

I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!