Vince Offer Quotes

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

I have fed purely upon ale; I have eat my ale, drank my ale, and I always sleep upon ale.

When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it.

I see that a man cannot give himself up to drinking without being miserable one half his days and mad the other.

And we'd drink huge amounts of scotch and coke, which is a ghastly sweet drink... And now people don't drink nearly as much, for good reason. We're all a little wiser.

We have drunk too much of your rum already, which has occasioned our destruction; we will, in the future, beware of it.

First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.

The benefit of drinking alcohol is very minimal and the harm of it is as bad as what a knife can do.

He who drinks too much beer must drink water

The Effects of Ardent Spirits Upon Man

While the collateral consequences of drugs such as cocaine are indisputably severe, they are not unlike those which flow from the misuse of other, legal, substances

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

Refrain from drink which is the source of all evil--and the ruin of half the workmen in this Country.

After all is said that can be said upon the liquor traffic, its influence is degrading upon the individual, the family, politics and business, and upon everything that you touch in this old world

I drank too much, only champagne.

You're a beautiful drunk, daughter. But you're a drunk.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

An American monkey, after getting drunk on brandy, would never touch it again, and thus is much wiser than most men.

The first draught serveth for health, the second for pleasure, the third for shame, and the fourth for madness.

Why do alcoholics begin down the same hazardous road day after day? They are in search of that elusive window of well-being that opens when you drink your way out of a hangover and aren't yet drunk all over again. The alcoholic's day consists of trying to keep that window open.

My doctor tells me I should start slowing it down - but there are more old drunks than there are old doctors so let's all have another round.

Alcohol is like love. The first kiss is magic, the second is intimate, the third is routine. After that you take the girl's clothes off.

We used to drink an awful lot of alcohol.