Becca Fitzpatrick Quotes

Night clubs scare me. They're dark and they stink and they're dangerous and everybody's drunk.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I doubt if you can have a truly wild party without liquor.

It is better to hide ignorance, but it is hard to do this when we relax over wine.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Those who know me, after a few beers, I love music and I love to dance, but that doesn't mean I'll be any good!

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

I don't have any interest in going out to clubs. I love people, and I love socializing, I just don't have any interest in being drunk.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

And you're wasted with your ladies. Yeah I'm the reason why you always getting faded.

Half of them kept repeating my name, trying to get it right, while the other half laughed. But they were harmless. Fun drunks make a nice addition to any party: Not looking to fight. Not looking to score. Just looking to get drunk and laugh. I remember those guys. Like the mascots of the party. "Clay! Whatcha doon here? Bah-ha-ha-ha!

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

I'm a mischievous drunk.

Like other parties of the kind, it was first silent, then talky, then argumentative, then disputatious, then unintelligible, then altogether, then inarticulate, and then drunk. When we had reached the last step of this glorious ladder, it was difficult to get down again without stumbling.

The way you look I understand how you were not impressed, but I heard you let that little friend of mine take off your party dress.

A man will part with anything so long as he's drunk, and you're drunk with him.

A man who exposes himself when he is intoxicated, has not the art of getting drunk.

Barmaid, bring a pitcher, another round of brew. Honey, why don't we get drunk and screw?

Look, this is an odd question, but you're kind of cute and you're pretty nice to me. Are you drunk? It's OK if you are.

Everybody get drunk and make bad decisions.

No, Lord Maccon was riproaring, tumble down, without a doubt, pickled beyond the gherkin.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

They were within twenty yards of each other, and so abrupt was his appearance, that it was impossible to avoid his sight. Their eyes instantly met, and the cheeks of each were overspread with the deepest blush. He absolutely started, and for a moment seemed immoveable from surprise; but shortly recovering himself, advanced towards the party, and spoke to Elizabeth, if not in terms of perfect composure, at least of perfect civility.

My theory with the auctions has been to try to make them like a party, like a social event. If people are having a good time, talking with their friends, they're much more likely to bid.