If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything.
You don't always have to get too sexy to get to know a girl.
Love is a competition. If you don't think so, then you're crazy, because why are you dressing up, why are you wearing those heels, why are you wearing that $400 perfume? Why are you shaving your chest and eating 40,000 egg whites?
And I love to cook! I've impressed hundreds of women with my cooking. And they always come back for more.
At my age the only problem is with remembering names. When I call everyone darling, it has damn all to do with passionately adoring them, but I know I'm safe calling them that. Although, of course, I adore them too.
I think the best time to approach a woman is actually after her workout. When you're working out, you're playing your jam, you're in the groove, and you don't want to be interrupted. So guys, wait until she's done getting her sweat on.
I'm a great lover, I'll bet.
I don't know how to be sexy on a date. Put up a camera and a wind machine, and I'll give you sexy. Put me at a dinner table with some candlelight and the moon shining in and, oh, I will give you dork.
When it comes to meeting and attracting women, many men are resigned and complacent. We figure some guys were born with that particular power and other guys weren't. I wasn't.
Most men would love to be stared at by women. Don't doubt me on this. And my guess is that most women are actually intrigued by it and have developed techniques and skills for dealing with it. Don't doubt me.
The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
I'm sorry, I don't talk to the press. Even though I think you're cute.
I'm not good with pickup lines or flirting. I don't have that kind of self-confidence or natural charisma.
I like dressing up for dates and dissecting a dinner conversation with a new guy to determine if he might be The One.
I've had women telling me I'm bloody gorgeous but I haven't had any kinky pictures. Everything's been quite tame - from the women!
Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.
Dating has never been something I've done. It's never been a part of my life.
It's fun to solve a mystery, but it's even more fun to watch two people kind of dance around a relationship and be playful with each other.
I wear men's cologne - it gets the fellas!
I'm a little bit of a makeout king. I don't discriminate too much.
When I'm not working... I'm an actor! I'm auditioning! I like to hang out, have fun, drink, club, meet boys, look for boyfriends, play MASH, the usual.
I found that if I offered to cook for a girl, my odds improved radically over simply asking a girl out. Through my efforts to attract the opposite sex, I found that not only did cooking work, but that it was actually fun.
I've been told I'm really bad at flirting.
It's impressive to the girl that I'm texting that I have my own emojis. It adds to my charm as a man seeking love.
Flirtation envies Love, and Love envies Flirtation.
