MARK MCKINNEY

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

You don't go dancing in the day. You don't go golfing in the night.

It is so cold out there, my head nearly fell off.

And now they are getting married, and I'm still single! What's wrong with me?

I'm nutty bunny number two. I love me and I love you.

Of course I get drunk, my brain is only the size of a walnut.

The joke newspaper, it says Canada abandons the monarchy.

Two stops after I got on, these two unbelievable short people got on, and the way they were looking at me, I could tell. They wanted to bite my ankles!

I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?

Then my uncle would give off the smell of freshly baked bread which I love.

What? No one wants my bouquet! Somebody better pick it up! Somebody better pick up my bouquet!

Oh, and Scott, get Mark to play me. He's the most talented one anyway.