It looks like garbage, my ass. But trust me, you're lucky it's not full-frontal.
I'm afraid it's not much use to you, Mr. Rumblebuffin.' Not at all. Not at all.' said the giant politely. 'Never met a nicer hankerchee.
I didn't plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be often rude. Yes, it's juvenile, but that's me.
The golden years are for pussies. We went straight to brass.
Tourist, Rincewind decided, meant ‘idiot.
I think Australians like a bit of vulgarity.
I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude.
I can't even say 'hair pie,'' I told him, 'unless I'm talking about an actual pie made out of rabbits.
