Peter Steele Quotes

Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.

The piano has been drinking, not me.

Hide our ignorance as we will, an evening of wine soon reveals it.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.

Seeing people get messed up never gets un-funny! And there's plenty of ways to do that.

This is the great fault of wine; it first trips up the feet: it is a cunning wrestler.

It is not true that drink changes a man's character. It may reveal it more clearly.

No one, ever, wrote anything as well even after one drink as he would have done with out it.

The worse you are at thinking, the better you are at drinking.

I've never taken drugs. My drug, I suppose, is drink. I never drink before I sing, but I do make up for it when I come off!

No other human being, no woman, no poem or music, book or painting can replace alcohol in its power to give man the illusion of real creation.

I drink to make other people interesting.

Drunkenness is nothing but voluntary madness.

Drinking is a remarkable, automatic release and a way of relaxing.

A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.

Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say it makes him more pleasing to others.

I like my wine like my women - ready to pass out.

First the man takes a drink, then the drink takes a drink, then the drink takes the man.

... like Daniel Webster after taking a pint of brandy.

I've found for playing that it's generally not a good thing to be drinking.

Drinking makes people go out of control.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

I admit to drinking it, but I did not swallow.