Lauren Graham Quotes

My freshman year of high school was just awkwardness all around.

When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award.

When I was in high school I used to sit by myself in the cafeteria - not necessarily by choice - but I thought it was funny to talk to people that weren't there.

The dueling maturity levels in high school is such a source of comedy to me. I was always such a late developer. I was last to walk. I was last to ride a bike. I was last to have sex. That's why it's fun to portray one side of your childhood onscreen.

I know this sounds strange, but as a kid, I was really shy. Painfully shy. The turning point was freshman year, when I was the biggest geek alive. No one, I mean no one, even talked to me.

I went through awkward, chubby, total weirdo phases.

I was president of the show choir, I was kind of a geek, whatever.

I was chubby in high school. I used to go to my information technology class, and I would type really fast to get the lesson done quick because the teacher had a little acoustic guitar, and there was a girl I had a crush on in the class. I would take the guitar and pretend to be some great singer-songwriter, serenade her with joke songs.

I never even was in any of my high school plays. I mean, look at me. What role could they give me - the tooth fairy?

Which weakness shall I tell her? “I walk funny,” I say, and she’s satisfied with that. (inside joke)

It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

I try to be as unsexy as possible.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

I couldn't quite get the hang of how to socialise as a teenager. I didn't really understand it.

I know how much embarrassment hurts, and I love it as a theme because you can keep digging a hole. It's just an endless well, embarrassment.

Luce blushed. "Then what kind of angel are you?" "I'm sort of in between gigs right now," Daniel said.

I know I'm not sexy. In high school I was voted Most Likely to Masturbate.

I look like a turkey with leukemia.

A lot of people can be very scared about making themselves vulnerable and appearing uncool. I don't really give a damn; as long as it's funny, I'll do it [make fun of myself].

It's hard for me to take myself too seriously when I'm constantly experiencing firsthand what an incredible gimp I can be.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up.

Well, I can't (sing or dance). Actually, I sing like a seal and dance like your Uncle Leo at that wedding where he got up and went 'ya, ya, ya'.

Head gear, plus acne equals...table for one in the cafeteria.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.