Mary E. Pearson Quotes

If you're OK with being clumsy, it's funny. But if you are super embarrassed, people are going to laugh at you.

You've got to have a sense of humour about sex. When you look at it, it's all pretty ridiculous, isn't it?

My forte is awkwardness.

I do sarcasm really poorly.

I'm not saying that I don't like the stuff I put out into the world, because I genuinely enjoy my videos and think they are funny. What I'm saying is that I embrace the fact that I have a punchable face, and that if I could punch myself without feeling it, I would.

I'm a funny guy. You've got to be able to make fun of yourself. We only live once.

A lot of people can be very scared about making themselves vulnerable and appearing uncool. I don't really give a damn; as long as it's funny, I'll do it [make fun of myself].

It's hard for me to take myself too seriously when I'm constantly experiencing firsthand what an incredible gimp I can be.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!

It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

Sam laughed, a funny, self-deprecating laugh. "You did read a lot. And spent too much time just inside the kitchen window, where I couldn't see you very well." "And not enough time mostly naked in front of my bedroom window?" I teased. Sam turned bright red. "That," he said, "is so not the point of this conversation.

It's the gap in the teeth. My friends say I look like Shrek - some of my friends - and you can't choose your friends, so what can I say?

I'm a terrible dancer. The worst.

Almost anything makes me laugh, especially jokes at my own expense. And I will never, ever admit to being ticklish anywhere.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

I'm a pretty goofy person. I'm an awkward dancer, for instance, and a terrible singer.

I grew up as a very sarcastic person. I was always the class clown, and to date girls, I had to be really funny. I was really skinny growing up. I was so thin, I had to run around in the shower to get wet. That kind of thin. So I always had to rely on humor and sarcasm.

I made sure that instead of people making fun of me, like every comedian probably says, I made fun of myself first so they would get distracted and just laugh. I was pretty brutally picked on for a while growing up. It was always the really pretty girls, the hot girls and then there was me. So I had to do something to get any sort of attention.

I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself. People who are concerned with their looks and what they're wearing and how they present themselves tend to have less of a sense of humor about themselves.

I wish I could be as thin as Jessica Simpson. I think she looks gorgeous! I have had Jessica on my show several times, and I can tell you that girl is genuine and funny with a great self-deprecating sense of humor.

One thing that I am proud of: I am really capable of laughing at myself.

Nothing's more charming than someone who doesn't take herself too seriously.