Zach Galifianakis Quotes

Somebody's boring me. I think it's me.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

And when you're on your own there is that terrifying possibility that you may be the only person on the planet who thinks it's funny - and you have no way of finding out.

The myth of my solitude makes me laugh.

I think everybody gets lonely sometimes. I don't know if people can ever understand how you can be in a room full of people and be lonely sometimes.

The last time I saw him he was walking down lover's lane holding his own hand.

I don't want anyone to feel sorry for me because of the fact I haven't got any true friends! I'm fine the way I am.

I was a loner and never hung out with anyone. I never had any friends.

I don't know. I think it's funny! I think it's funny! I go, what? It's so absurd. I'm alone.

Loneliness is, I think, people's biggest fear, whether they are conscious of it or not.

Yes, I guess you could say I am a loner, but I feel more lonely in a crowed room with boring people than I feel on my own.

I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor.

For a time in high school, I had glasses, braces, and a cast. I like to call this look 'no date for homecoming.'

In football, I don't have a lot of friends. The people who I really trust, there are not many... Most of the time, I'm alone.

I want to be together with everyone else but stay lonely.

In a lot of ways, in high school, I was very much an outsider and never really felt like I fit into any particular clique or group, and so I found myself solo very often.

I was neeeever a cool kid.

I never felt like I belong to anything - to any groups of friends. I never really had that.

I definitely spent a lot of high school isolating myself because I didn't feel like I fit in. I learned how to be funny.

I was kind of a loner growing up.

I was a loner; I spent the first half of high school alone.

There's a tremendous sense of shame that people who are lonely feel. I say that as someone who felt ashamed of being lonely as a child and even at points during adulthood.

Oh, I never fit in anywhere. I'm a loner. I don't even have many friends.

The doctors are all agreed that I am suffering for want of society. Was never a case like it. First, I did not know that I was suffering at all. Secondly, as an Irishman might say, I had thought it was indigestion of the society I got.

No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.