Dating Issues Quotes

I was a Vietnamese kid with a mullet hair cut. I had all Westie mates, and, geez, a Vietnamese guy with a mullet doesn't work; no wonder I couldn't get a girlfriend for so many years.

For a year, I had all sorts of weirdos coming on to me.

I don't have the best dating track record.

I've been in plenty of situations where someone I'm dating had more time for a console than me.

I find it's really hard for anybody to meet anyone. I'm not big on dates anyways. I still have to work that out.

In the dating game, the world is difficult because people don't communicate, or they communicate, but then their actions speak louder than words.

And I'm not getting laid! What am I doing wrong?

Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!

The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.

I wasn't some weird loner in school, but I definitely wasn't invited to any of the cool parties. Girls didn't like me that much -- I didn't even go to my prom.

When I was in high school, we were, like, 4,000 or 5,000 students, and 50 girls - and I didn't have a date for my prom. My father paid my cousin to take me.

I have a bad habit of playing little emotional games with men. When they date me it's cool in the beginning, we do our thing in the first month, and then I send them on a rollercoaster ride to hell.

You date people to practice and to learn and to grow. But for me, everything was always a hang-up, or there was something there that I felt was a bit off.

Everything I buy is vintage and smells funny. Maybe that's why I don't have a boyfriend.

I try not to date musicians. It's all I've dated. Every guy I've dated is a musician. Obviously, it's not working.

Then why don’t you and Bubba have girlfriends? (Nick) I don’t want the drama of it. After the last one burnt up all my clothes with my Jack Daniel’s Black Label collection and tried to decapitate me with my CDs, I decided I’d take a hiatus for a bit. (Mark)

Surely there must be some way to find a husband or, for that matter, merely an escort, without sacrificing one's privacy, self-respect, and interior decorating scheme. For example, men could be imported from the developing countries, many parts of which are suffering from a man excess, at least in relation to local food supply.

I think feminism's a bit misinterpreted. It was about casting off all gender roles. There's nothing wrong with a man holding a door open for a girl. But we sort of threw away all the rules, so everybody's confused. And dating becomes a sloppy, uncomfortable, unpleasant thing.

I pick good women, but I haven't had any luck with my men.

Most women complain that there are no single, straight men left. I’d just like to meet one who’s human.

I didn't do particularly well with girls at school. I was very shy. I'm not saying that was the only reason I didn't do well with them, but I just didn't.

Unfortunately, I don't meet guys and it's really sad. I only meet actors on set.

For a time in high school, I had glasses, braces, and a cast. I like to call this look 'no date for homecoming.'

Let me tell you, if I could pick the project of all projects, it would probably be Kate Gosselin because if I can help Kate find a man? I can help anybody!

Busy' is another word for 'asshole'. 'Asshole' is another word for the guy you're dating.