Michelle Trachtenberg Quotes

They're a little strange, but I'm pretty sure neither of them is going to try to make me uncomfortable by stripping naked.

I'm not interested in younger men for the same reason most women aren't interested in younger men; I don't have time to make an extra packed lunch every morning. Please. I'm busy enough already.

Byron Saxton is creepy. He has a relationship between me and him going on in his head. I'm not included in this personally - like, I am, but I'm not. He has a weird fetish with my feet: he loves to call me different kinds of names, like 'Samoan Sweetcake' and 'Twinkle Toes.' It goes on from there.

One time, I was out watching music, and someone whispered in my ear, 'You can do surgery on me any time.'

I have had an actor squeeze himself up against me during a shot in a song and whisper in my ear that he was so glad that I was in the film with him. When I threw him off me and refused to speak to him again, he made my experience miserable.

All my boyfriends are in their 20s.

Just because you're sitting at a poker table with some guy doesn't give him the right to say whatever the hell he wants about the way you live your life.

I don't mind it. My friends think it's kind of rude of the people to come up to me and treat me like an object.

I know who Cristiano Ronaldo is and he's a gorgeous looking guy. It would be an obscenity for him even to look at me as anything else but a mother figure while of course it is perfectly OK for me to look at him as a man.

You can't come in and invade people's personal space because of free speech.

Perhaps I'm old-fashioned but I don't think mothers want their 25-year-old daughters to marry 85-year-old men, except maybe for the money. Money, at least, makes some sense.

Whatever my intentions, whatever the truth of my claim, I had no business giving a lecture to a total stranger.

Someone who responds to "Please don't grope me" with whining and pouting isn't a friend. He's an asshole and a predator.

You will not! It's wrong." "What, kissing you, or kissing you in Pies and Stuff?

Nobody's tried to touch my hair in like, in decades.

If an American is motoring on his own, he (the paragon of morality and chastity) will slow down and stop beside every solitary pretty female pedestrian, bare his teeth in a big smile, and tempt her into his car with a wild roll of the eyes. A lady who fails to appreciate his passion will qualify as an idiot who doesn't realise how lucky she is to have the opportunity of getting to know the owner of this 100-horse-power motor car.

You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.

Lonley, Vaguely pedophilic swing set seeks the butts of children.

What's weird is when you meet a girl who is 23 and you are talking to her, even her voice is high-pitched, she's young. You ask her how old she is, she says, 'Twenty-three, how old are you?' and when I tell her I'm 41 it's like I've just told her I have cancer. It's, 'Oh my God, how long have you had that?'

I'm not easily offended. I have a pretty high tolerance for raunchiness or shock value, so I'm the wrong person to use as a gauge.

Is there no respect of place, persons, nor time in you?

I'm not embarrassed to be seen with younger women, except when I drop them off at school.

I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!

Tradition or not, I sometimes thought putting children on an old guy’s lap was already creepy enough. We didn’t need to mix alcohol into it.