LADY COLIN CAMPBELL

The only old man I am interested in is one who is worth at least £300million and is 103. Obviously you don't want them to hang around too long, you want to be able to spend his money.

I lack nothing in my life.

All I can say is anybody who's spent most of his life living a lie is not somebody I admire.

There's something about me; even without make-up men always made a beeline for me.

Overconfidence has never been my problem.

I think it's a flawed philosophy to believe impunity when it's inappropriate.

The Honours List is accused of being too top heavy, rewarding those born with a silver spoon in their mouth - as if hereditary titles and accidents of birth are incompatible with democracy. But if you stop to think about it, what is more democratic than nature?

If you're writing an impartial proper biography, you speak to everyone around them who really know them, you do not need, unless you're a minister of propaganda, to have input from the person.

When I was young and, supposedly so beautiful, I had a tsunami of men crashing in on me and some really, really nice guys wanted to marry me. But I only ever wanted to marry for love. And I did. And it worked... for the first 20 minutes.

I could not have known Colin Campbell would turn out to be the debased, cruel monster he turned out to be.

Once you are born with a handicap, even if the handicap is resolved - as it was in my case - you are left with the benefit of having had it. By contrast, my mother - who had nothing bad happen to her - was a very disabled person. She was an appalling human being who squandered every blessing that God had given her.

In our world marriage was the best option for any woman. No girl ever chose to have a career unless she couldn't get a man. It was very much a tertiary life.

I don't exercise. I just walk my dogs and run up and down the stairs every day because I've got a big house so you have to do that constantly. That's my exercise. Oh and dancing, I like dancing.

I think that we have strayed into very dangerous territory where people are not allowed to express a negative opinion.

I'm not two-faced, I'm honest, and I tell it the way it is. And I'm not good at hypocrisy, pretending to be someone I'm not.

I was bought up as a boy. I don't blame my parents in the slightest since it was just an unfortunate timing in many ways, in other ways it was very fortunate. If I'd been born 20 years earlier, there wouldn't have been the surgical techniques to correct the deformity and by the time I was of an age, they did exist. I was very lucky.

I was brought up in Jamaica when people had to occupy themselves and entertain each other.

I would go into the 'Big Brother' house for £5million. That is how much I would ask for if they want me.

My mother was a terrible narcissist and I could well have turned out like her.

My IQ is 154. It was measured because my father was desperately hoping that they could determine if I had anything wrong psychologically so that I could be locked up the way one of his sisters had.

My mother became a big problem... She was a complete narcissist. When I broke free her narcissisticness came out and it was tough to get out.

Nobody chooses where they're born. And, of course, I would know.

When you're right, you're right, when you're wrong, you're wrong and that's all there is to it.

I like having fun, but the most important thing is to be as good a person as you can be.

Diana, whatever her failings, was not into making money, or as Harry and Meghan put it, financial independence.