Bedroom Habits Quotes

My mornings start with mom coming into my bedroom and waking me up, or trying to wake me up, and then I go back to sleep. Then my mom wakes me up again and yells at me. Then she'll get me to wake up, and I'll get dressed and go to school. We go to school, and my teacher tells me that I didn't do the homework well enough. And that's that.

I went to the bedroom and lay on the floor, so as not to mess up the covers.

Practice. I used to sit on the edge of my bed with a six-pack of Tuborg. My brother would go out to party and get laid, come home at 3am., and I would still be playing with myself.

I'll have to have a room of my own. Nobody could sleep with Dick. He wakes up during the night, switches on the lights, speaks into his tape recorder.

I have never slept in a bed with anybody. Even when I was married we slept in separate beds.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed.

I never read in bed, only in my study.

I just cannot stand an unmade bed.

Honestly, I sleep best wearing nothing. But with kids, I've learned to sleep with underwear very close by, if not wrapped around one of my feet, so I'm ready to go if something happens.

I try not to have the computer in the bedroom. I used to sleep with it, though. I used to wake up spooning my laptop.

Some people actually sleep better when the significant other is with them. For other couples, it's the opposite.