I had a gentleman in college tell me, during a date, that I could be really pretty if I lost some weight. On a date!
I'm gonna hump ya. Like Deputy Dog... Would hump ya.
Sexual harassment does bring shame.
I put my foot in my mouth more than I speak properly.
Do you know why Chelsea Clinton is so ugly? Because Janet Reno is her father.
I always say the things you're not supposed to.
You wouldn't say ' You've got the crappest eyes I've ever seen. Your eyes make me physically sick.
Me calling out Roy Jones is disrespectful.
I have had an actor squeeze himself up against me during a shot in a song and whisper in my ear that he was so glad that I was in the film with him. When I threw him off me and refused to speak to him again, he made my experience miserable.
Byron Saxton is creepy. He has a relationship between me and him going on in his head. I'm not included in this personally - like, I am, but I'm not. He has a weird fetish with my feet: he loves to call me different kinds of names, like 'Samoan Sweetcake' and 'Twinkle Toes.' It goes on from there.
I was once dancing with a woman who told me she had a yeast infection so I told her to bake me some bread.
And remember, the people that you've seen here tonight are professionals, so please don't try any of this at home, because you are ugly and hung like a hampster.
The vice-president's tongue is several time zones ahead of his brain.
Early in my career, I was subjected to harassment in the form of some unwelcome suggestive comments and overtures.
This one guy's wife is such a pretty brown thing, that I'm liable to give her a poke or two. Whaddaya think of that?
Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight.
It is not helpful to have those kind of comments come out when we've got troops in combat.
Just because you're sitting at a poker table with some guy doesn't give him the right to say whatever the hell he wants about the way you live your life.
It's one thing to evaluate a woman's work. it's another thing to say, 'Your hair was this; your makeup was that.'
Oh, baby, this ain’t asshole. Trust me. There’s a whole keg of asshole I haven’t even begun to tap yet.
I say, look at the melons on that lass,” Ian exclaimed, his gaze now on the TV. “And hung like a stallion, he is.” “Focus, mate,” Spade muttered.
A person's body changing is simply not clearance for you to talk about it.
Can we please focus? We are supposed to be professionals." Holly said. "Not me!" said Orion cheerily, "I'm just a Teenager with hormones running wild and may I say, young fairy lady, they're running wild in your direction.
When a match doesn't go your way, people tend to take to social media and just say very inappropriate things.
Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly? Because her father is Janet Reno.
