Dane Cook Quotes

L.A. is so fake - girls there are so superficial.

Everybody looks at his clothes to see what he's wearing.

Those who make their dress a principal part of themselves, will, in general, become of no more value than their dress.

You often see lifestyle over substance in L.A. Some rock stars dress up like they're going to play a gig when they're just going to the 7-Eleven store on a Tuesday night.

Honestly, I try to stay away from the famous chicks and L.A. girls in general.

If you own a car, you change that every few years and that's just what I'm doing with my appearance

We must put up with our clothes as they are - they have their reason for existing. They are on us to expose us - to advertise what we wear them to conceal. They are a sign; a sign of insincerity; a sign of suppressed vanity; a pretense that we desire gorgeous colors and the graces of harmony and form; and we put them on to propagate that lie and back it up.

The soul of this man is his clothes.

Today, people are more into the glitz and the glamour of everything. We don't even read the inside of records anymore.

I feel like in L.A., you wake up, you put your diamond studs on, put your workout gear, your cute shades, and it is kind of the outfit you stay in the entire day.

At root fame is a sham. I'm not going to live forever and if I am I certainly need don't you to tell me that so that I will buy a car or a box of dried up crackers.

But you see, that's the gilded prison of fashion. We're riding in private jets, and meantime I was so incredibly, painfully sad and lonely.

It's funny that it all becomes about clothes. It's bizarre. You work your butt off and then you win an award and it's all about your dress. You can't get away from it.

I've lived in L.A. for a long time, and they say, 'If you sit in a barber's shop for long enough, you will get a hair cut.' Well, if you live in Los Angeles for long enough, you're going to get some surgery.

We judge of entire nations by the productions of a few mechanical arts, and think we are talking of men, while we are boasting of their estates, their dress, and their palaces. The sense in which we apply the terms, great, and noble, high rank, and high life, show, that we have, on such occasions, transferred the idea of perfection from the character to the equipage; and that excellence itself is, in our esteem, a mere pageant, adorned at a great expense, by the labors of many workmen.

I'm frightened of my innate vanity. I mean: the suits lined with scarves? Even I know the warning signs. I could quite easily end up in a tiny Playboy mansion, all on my own.

I've never been impressed by somebody who came in with a crocodile bag, you know?

I've always struggled with Hollywood feeling trivial. Red carpets aren't worth it.

I wouldn't play glamour for glamour.

When I'm not feeling good about how I look, I figure if I just buy the right piece of clothing, I'll feel all right.

Some people are really, really attracted to looks first, or money, or things like that.

First of all, there's the celebrity thing. Like, who are you here for, are you dating me or are you trying to date my dad? These men either just want to be there for one thing and don't want to stay for the real relationship part or they just want to ride the wave and be bougie and bomb and have their picture taken and do all of that.

You always look to impress.

I am a shopaholic, like to wear make-up, and believe in vanity.

L.A. may be easy for the beautiful because it's the land of the beautiful.