Adam Sandler Quotes

I've learned to have a sense of humor about myself. Lord knows everyone else does!

Nobody can make more fun of me than I already make of myself.

I don't have big anxieties. I wish I did. I'd be much more interesting.

It's funny, because I never think of myself as Little Miss All-Together.

I do not look at myself every morning and think: 'Oh, my gosh, I am so perfect, so beautiful, so talented.' No, I like to make fun of myself.

I don't think anyone's ever accused me of too much self-love.

I'm totally cool being self-deprecating.

I wasn't the cool kid in school, but I wasn't the lame one. I knew I wasn't cool, so I called myself lame, and that's what made me cool in front of the cool kids.

I like to think of myself as the corniest, most awful thing you could possibly imagine.

I think that it's hard for vain people to be funny. I think you can look any way you want as long as you have a good sense of humor about yourself.

But as bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem

I never thought I'd refer to myself as a hot mess.

"I know quite enough of myself," said Bella, with a charming air of being inclined to give herself up as a bad job, "and I don't improve upon acquaintance..."

I know at times I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot, but I like that person.

We’ve all got weaknesses. Me, for instance. I’m tragically funny and good-looking.

I have an inferiority complex, but it’s not a very good one.

I'm so great even I get tongue-tied talking to myself.

I was born modest; not all over, but in spots.

I know my life is full of awkward pauses, and I think it's hilarious.

I think comedy comes more from a low sense of self-esteem, and I certainly have that.

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.

I'm always amazed that people take what I say seriously. I don't even take what I am seriously.

Apparently, I don't want to take myself too seriously.

My problem is people seem to laugh at me, but the one that laughs harder than anybody is me.

I don't take myself seriously. Others should take me seriously, I don't.