Adam Sandler Quotes

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Rum, n. Generically, fiery liquors that produce madness in total abstainers.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Wine and women do not go with song. Alcohol is the worst enemy of the imagination.

It's not a crime to get drunk.

I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.

I spent a lot of time between bars like this.

Wine is a mocker, strong drink is riotous; and whoever is deceived by it is not wise

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

Drunkenness was attacked in the same manner; it was discountenanced on every occasion by those who had charge of any department: its destructive and pernicious effects were frequently stated by his own more prudent comrades, at the proper moment when the individual was soberly suffering from the effects of his previous excess; pot- and public-houses were gradually removed from the immediate vicinity of their dwellings; the health and comfort of temperance were made familiar to them; by degrees drunkenness disappeared, and many who were habitual bacchanalians are now conspicuous for undeviating sobriety.

Wine is wont to show the mind of man.

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

I am told by those who know that there are six varieties of hangover-the Broken Compass, the Sewing Machine, the Comet, the Atomic, the Cement Mixer and the Gremlin Boogie, and his manner suggested that he had got them all.

I was a little drunk. Not drunk in any positive sense but just enough to be careless.

I'm not much of a drinker. I'm an eater more than a drinker. So I feel that I don't have to wait to get a hangover in order to eat these.

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

There are two kinds of hangover: in one you feel ill and incapable, in the other you feel ill and lucid.

I don't think I have written a poem when I was completely sober. But I have written a few good ones or a few bad ones under the hammer of a black hangover when I didn't know whether another drink or a blade would be the best thing.

No animal ever invented anything as bad as drunkenness - or so good as drink.

We call it drunk philosophy. You have a few beers and you become a lot smarter.

When people drink, they talk, and talk is dangerous!

I have often thought that the aim of port is to give you a good and durable hangover, so that during the next day you should be reminded of the splendid occasion the night before.

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.