Tallulah Bankhead Quotes

It was too much Tequila, or not quite enough.

If drunk were cookies, I'd be Famous Amos

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

Let us settle down to the serious business of getting drunk.

If you drink enough beer, everything turns in to a bed.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

I was very famous as a young man and I celebrated both the good and bad times with drinking.

You don't quite know how drunk you are until all of a sudden you're on the floor.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

Wine cheers God and man.

Wine is wont to show the mind of man.

All excess is ill, but drunkenness is of the worst sort. It spoils health, dismounts the mind, and unmans men. It reveals secrets, is quarrelsome, lascivious, impudent, dangerous and mad. In fine, he that is drunk is not a man: because he is so long void of Reason, that distinguishes a Man from a Beast.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Oh Cup-bearer, set my glass afire with the light of wine!

Nothing gets a party started like some 110 per cent proof Ouzo from Kavos circa 2002.

I'm a huge lightweight.

I simply don't know how to act as if I am drunk.

He felt like an old sponge steeped in paraffin and left in the sun to dry.

It's always difficult to make conversation with a drunk, and there's no denying it, the sober are at a disadvantage with him.

As always after drinking too much, I felt like my own ghost trying to take it's first solo walk outside the body.