Jimmy Buffett Quotes

Maybe she was drunk - the woman never could drink. One little sniff of tequila and she was off into some blonde la-la land.

After you, it's all cheap tequila.

Man, being reasonable, must get drunk; the best of life is but intoxication.

You come home, and you party. But after that, you get a hangover. Everything about that is negative.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor.

Vodka is tasteless going down, but it is memorable coming up.

Promise me one thing: don't take me home until I'm drunk - very drunk indeed.

"What's so unpleasant about being drunk?" "Ask a glass of water."

I'd go to a more civil party just to socialize, and I didn't know what to do with myself. So I drank a shot of tequila. And then I drank another one. I probably had four or five shots. I was like, "Tequila! It wakes you right up!" But no.

Sometimes when you get hammered till the small hours you feel pretty good in the morning, but really it's just because you're still a bit drunk. That old hangover is just toying with you, working out when to bite.

I have been tight as a tick! Fried as a mink! Stiff as a goat!

That is the remarkable thing about drinking: it brings people together so quickly, but between night and morning it sets an interval again of years.

Bacchus, n.: A convenient deity invented by the ancients as an excuse for getting drunk.

It pays to get drunk with the best people.

Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.

There's nothing like taking two flights when you have a horrible hangover. It's bad when people can see actual alcohol seeping out of your disgusting pores.

I spent a lot of time between bars like this.

I'm like the drunk in the bar who wants just one more for the road.

A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.

Come, for my part I will have only those glorious, manly pleasures of being very drunk, and very slovenly.

At the third cup, wine drinks the man.

Wine is wont to show the mind of man.

I drank too much, only champagne.

Sometimes the hangover provides inspiration.

God,” I moaned. “Do they use that stuff as rocket fuel?” “No one made you keep drinking it.” “Hey, don’t get preachy. Besides, I had to be polite.” “Sure,” she said.