Benjamin Walker Quotes

You can't teach someone to be funny, but you can teach comic timing. If you listen to a good comic, you can learn how to put it on a page.

I'm not the type of guy who's funny in the room. I'm the guy who's funny late at night on a computer, trying to construct jokes.

I'm really bad at writing jokes.

I love to write jokes and that's all I think about.

Actually I never did stand up. I'm not that funny.

Dick Martin, if you put a gun to his forehead, he couldn't tell you a joke.

My whole life, I've been telling jokes.

When I turned about 12 or 13, I realised that being funny wasn't about remembering jokes. It was about creating them.

When you're doing stand-up, you want to stand onstage and, to the extent that you can, uncomplicatedly entertain.

I've never really told jokes. I'm not good at it.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

I can't tell a joke to save my soul. It's just not my thing, though I love to listen to jokes.

I can't crack jokes because I don't have any.

Comedy is very difficult. I love it because when you do it right, it's the best feeling in the world.

I've never considered stand-up. Luckily I'm given great lines to say. I'm not sure how great my timing would be if I actually had to come up with my own jokes.

I told jokes badly.

I think comedy is one of the hardest things to do.

I was always writing. I was writing in high school because it was a really competitive school for class clowns; I used to have to write all of my snaps and my disses the night before and then act like I was making it up the next day.

Personally - and I don't mean to brag - my jokes have been falling flat for most of my life.

Comedy is hard. Any idiot can have an opinion.

I cracked one joke and I was the 'Funkasaurus.'

Knowing what jokes will work is second nature; you just feel it.

The hardest part of comedy is writing the jokes, and the second-hardest part is telling the jokes. To me, everything else is significantly easier.

I make jokes. That's what I do.

I always think about my jokes as like I'm driving down a street, trying to go into all the culs-de-sacs along the way. I'm just taking a thoughtful, weird journey.