I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.
It's painful for me to watch someone who isn't funny. It's horrifying to sit in the back and watch some guy who just totally sucks.
If there's anything I hate more than a stupid action comedy, it's an incompetent stupid action comedy. It's not so bad it's good. It's so bad it's nothing else but bad.
When improv is bad, it's excruciating to watch, and to be involved with it is a unique type of torture.
I was the class podiatrist. I never made it to class clown. I wasn't funny enough. I would examine feet and prescribe and ointment. It was a sad childhood.
Anyone can have a bad night and anyone can have a bad attempt at comedy.
Being mean just for being mean's sake isn't funny.
There's nothing less funny than trying to force funny.
Well, he doesn't make me laugh. I think I've got a fair sense of humour but I can't really see it in him. I've listened to his show on the radio on a Saturday morning, and that's a load of mince as well.
The biggest void that people can have in their lives is a sense of humor. Spending your life with someone who doesn't have that wouldn't be palatable.
A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor.
Unfortunately, my career is increasingly leading me into rooms where everybody is funny.
People with no humor, they're outta my life.
Romantic comedy has come to mean a couple of moderately talented actors placed in implausible situations obliged to go through a set of paces that are all too familiar, the end result being neither romantic nor comedic.
I'm kind of the antithesis of a comedian. People that don't like me will agree with that.
When someone doesn't have a sense of humour, it kills me.
You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?
I'm more one of those people you laugh at and not with. I'm not the one with the jokes, I'm the one who falls on her face going up a flight of steps.
I'm not very funny at all in real life.
Men will confess to treason, murder, arson, false teeth, or a wig. How many of them will own up to a lack of humor?
I think the first rule of comedy is that it has to be funny and I find a lot of the broad comedy which is sent to me, painfully unfunny.
Morning Joe was boring. Scarborough is neither eloquent nor funny.
You never know when you'll have a bad idea for a worse joke.
I was not funny growing up.
I don't have a very quick sense of humor.