Frank Moore Colby Quotes

Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.

I do sarcasm really poorly.

Men blush less for their crimes than for their weaknesses and vanity.

The 'Phoenix Sun' did a list of the unsexiest men in the world, and I made it to number one. I beat out Bin Laden. He's a terrorist, hasn't bathed in months. I beat him out. To me it was a great honor.

There is nothing so agonizing to the fine skin of vanity as the application of a rough truth.

It's a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn't get someone else to play me, that would've been stupid.

I'm a real bore.

I'm more one of those people you laugh at and not with. I'm not the one with the jokes, I'm the one who falls on her face going up a flight of steps.

The majority of philosophers are totally humorless. That's part of their trouble.

I'm not saying that I don't like the stuff I put out into the world, because I genuinely enjoy my videos and think they are funny. What I'm saying is that I embrace the fact that I have a punchable face, and that if I could punch myself without feeling it, I would.

I'm kind of a nerd. A square. And I'm terrible at telling jokes. I always forget the punch line.

I'm not very funny at all in real life.

I love playing people who don't have a sense of humor for instance, there's nothing funnier to me than a person with no sense of humor.

If you can't laugh at yourself, you're cooked!

Which weakness shall I tell her? “I walk funny,” I say, and she’s satisfied with that. (inside joke)

It's not terribly dignified to have anyone seeing one laugh at one's own material.

Men do not like to admit to even momentary imperfection. My husband forgot the code to turn off the alarm. When the police came, he wouldn't admit he'd forgotten the code... he turned himself in.

My life is just a series of embarrassing incidents strung together by telling people about those embarrassing incidents.

It's hard for me to take myself too seriously when I'm constantly experiencing firsthand what an incredible gimp I can be.

I was always the first one to break. I'll admit it. I couldn't keep a straight face.

The thing that's weird is that we thought it was funny. We expected people to get the joke - that we [with Andrew Ridgeley] were two guys really making asses of ourselves.

You have to keep a sense of humor about yourself, more than anything else. You've got to take the issues very seriously, but you can't take yourself too seriously. And Washington is a city in which everybody takes themselves extraordinarily seriously.

Nobody takes things more personally than me.

I'm not going to be remotely funny.

I think I'm the funniest guy in a room full of unfunny people.