Prince Philip Quotes

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

One camel does not make fun of another camel's hump.

Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

Well you seemed too busy to call him a prat and I thought someone should.

Where did you get your haircut, the pet shop?

You know what you are? You're a beard with an idiot hanging off it.

Ash sarcastically rang an invisible bell with his hand. "Ding, ding, ding. Give that boy a tropphy.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

I will never shave off my beard and moustache. I did once, for charity, but my wife said, 'Good grief, how awful, you look like an American car with all the chrome removed.'

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

A decent beard has long been the number one must-have fashion item for any fugitive from justice.

Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good.

You little fruitcake, you little fruitcake, I said you are a fruitcake.

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat.

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

Nothing you could do would make me mad. You're a complete official failure.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

That's what I love about 'MADtv': If you exist, if you breathe, we will take you down.

She's magnificent," Radius said, smiling proudly as he vaulted the steps and followed Aphrodite. "I can think of a lot of m words that she could be. Magnificent isn't one of them," Stark grumbled. "Mental and mean pop into my head," I said. "Manure pops into mine," Stark said. "Manure?" "I think she's full of shot, but it's too many words and doesn't start with an m, so that's as close as I could get," he said.

Nice dress you're almost wearing. You ever think about changing professions?" -Ranger

Are you stupid or did you just take lessons?

There's a man outside with a big black mustache. - Tell him I've got one.

Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?