Bootsy Collins Quotes

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

Enough jokes on me. We need to do more jokes on all of them. I thought this was a press dinner where I get to make fun of the press.

I don't think it's wrong to make fun of some of the stuff that we think and we do.

Oh, I've never been asked a silly question in my entire life.

I can make fun of someone and still be a fan.

I like to make fun of serious matters.

We have to be able to poke fun at ourselves.

The only reason I was allowed to have a career for a quarter century as an insult comic is because it's all in jest and all for fun.

I'm not mean. I can't do a roast.

I did get the nickname 'craptain' from the Yorkshire dressing room. A bit of banter which I thought was quite funny.

The minute you're laughing, some people will say you're laughing at people.

I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.

I can be sarcastic.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

I've actually tried to roast somebody that I don't like, and it doesn't go well. Either they're a bad sport or I'm not as funny as I could be.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.