Gabriel Iglesias Quotes

Comedians have the ability to feel other emotions.

People who do comedy really are the nastiest people on the planet.

By the very nature of satire or parody, you have to love and respect your target and respect it enough to understand every aspect of it, so you can more effectively make fun of it.

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.

The satirist shoots to kill while the humorist brings his prey back alive and eventually releases him again for another chance.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

You can make fun of everything.

My friends just make fun of me in some shape or form.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

We've all been the brunt of jokes at times.

I don't think it's wrong to make fun of some of the stuff that we think and we do.

I was the dude you didn't wanna go to school with, because I would come to school and get on your shoes. If you had a hole in your pants, I'd talk about it all day long. If your hair was messed up, if you had buck teeth, I'd talk about it all day long. And I made people laugh doing it, but it wasn't like I thought I was a comedian.

The minute you're laughing, some people will say you're laughing at people.

I'm sure there are comedians who make jokes about me, but say something funny, not mean.

Stand-up and comedy is the place where we are supposed to be able to make fun of all of the world's ills.

For me, comedians are like the epitome for everything great, and they terrify me. I just want to be them. I want to be like them.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.