Sarah Silverman Quotes

People were making fun of redheads before I came along.

I used to stutter really badly. Everybody thinks it's funny. And it's not funny. It's not.

I was a class clown, but I'm not a bully.

I was the dude you didn't wanna go to school with, because I would come to school and get on your shoes. If you had a hole in your pants, I'd talk about it all day long. If your hair was messed up, if you had buck teeth, I'd talk about it all day long. And I made people laugh doing it, but it wasn't like I thought I was a comedian.

I literally cringe every time I see someone trying to trash talk. Some people just don't have it and they try, and I find that funny.

Hanging out with comics, all they did was make fun of me.

Unfortunately, in some parts of the country, some kids are taught at an early age that being different is somehow bad or wrong or worthy of ridicule.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

As far as I can tell, comedians are pretty serious people, and that's why they make fun of things all of the time.

You can make fun of everything.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

You never make fun of anybody with a club foot or a withered arm, but it's open season on anybody who stutters.

I'm always dissing Ray and making fun of him, talking about his money.

Whatever is funny is subversive, every joke is ultimately a custard pie... a dirty joke is a sort of mental rebellion.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

If you're going to tell people the truth, be funny or they'll kill you.

Laughable

Enough jokes on me. We need to do more jokes on all of them. I thought this was a press dinner where I get to make fun of the press.

If they are laughing at you, how can they bludgeon you to death?