Lisa Lampanelli Quotes

One cannot be always laughing at a man without now and then stumbling on something witty.

Insult comedy has been around forever. I can make fun of people, and they won't get mad at me.

My success comes in making fun of whatever you're doing. That's my way.

I think that certain things are funny and certain things are okay to make fun of - including myself.

The joy of the roasts is to watch people get hurt and offended, and then have to laugh to pretend they're a good sport.

I don't think it's wrong to make fun of some of the stuff that we think and we do.

I feel like it's my job to potentially make fun of people publicly, but I do it in a fun manner.

I knew how to come up with jokes at someone's expense really fast.

I'm not a big fan of comedy roasts because most of the time I find them to be really mean, but once in a while, you'll hear something perfectly worded and well-crafted.

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

There's a thin line between to laugh with and to laugh at.

Wit is the most rascally, contemptible, beggarly thing on the face of the earth.

Even when I was in high school and the Navy, I was the guy who could rip somebody, and they'd laugh at it.

For what do we live, but to make sport for our neighbors and laugh at them in our turn?

There's a difference between making fun of something and having fun with something.

I'm not much of a jokester.

I poke fun of everybody and everything. And who's easier to make fun of than your mother?

Raillery is a mode of speaking in favor of one's wit at the expense of one's better nature.

Never say a humorous thing to a man who does not possess humor. He will always use it in evidence against you.

If you work on a comedy show, your basic form of communication is teasing. That's generally how we speak to each other: you communicate the information between the lines of insulting sentences.

Laugh at your friends, and if your friends are sore; So much the better, you may laugh the more.

Do you want me to apologize after every joke? If it doesn't offend somebody it's probably not a joke. It's probably an observation that's not funny. It's gotta offend somebody somewhere.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

A roast is like a get-together where people come down and talk about you and dog you out, the way you came up, the knucklehead things that you did, stuff like that.

I laughed, even if I was the butt of the joke.