James Dashner Quotes

At this point, we've ripped on everyone.

Mozart is sweet sunshine.

Mozart has written opera, symphony, sacred and chamber music - not to mention his piano and violin concerti.

I think to simply make fun of something isn't particularly interesting. I try to not just do a parody of something or belittle something or disparage something.

I don't really like using ridicule as a form of humor.

Congratulations, you have a sense of humor. And to those who didn't: Go stick your head in the mud.

Ridicule is more powerful than any argument.

Ridicule is man's most potent weapon.

We make fun of our leaders.

That's what I love about 'MADtv': If you exist, if you breathe, we will take you down.

He's the kind of man who picks his friends - to pieces.

How was I to know idiocy was only a temporary condition, especially in your case? It never has been before!

Beethoven always sounds to me like the upsetting of a bag of nails, with here and there an also dropped hammer.

When has stand-up comedy been kind to anyone? It goes after anyone who's the target. Comedy attacks, man.

Mozart had a tremendously fertile and creative ear for a catchy tune.

Mozart is my first strength.

Wit is the most rascally, contemptible, beggarly thing on the face of the earth.

Most people wouldn't know music if it came up and bit them on the ass.

From my experience, politicians are much more uncomfortable being made fun of than they are being preached at and screeched at - you know, and the soapbox routine. They're much more uneasy knowing they're a target of ridicule.

Facetiousness is allowable when it is the most proper instrument of exposing things apparently base and vile to due contempt.

You can make fun of everything.

Even people that I agree with can do something that would be a target for a bit of humor.

Parody is homage gone sour.

Eddie Murphy said once in an interview that nothing is offensive if it's funny. I sort of agree with that, but if something's funny and you're the subject of it, sometimes it's more offensive. If someone's insulting you, you want them to sound like an idiot.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.