Barber Quotes

Don’t ever ask a barber if you need a haircut.

Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

I've had the same barber since I was about 14 years old.

When I was a barber, me being extreme was how I got popular: you name it, I was drawing it on someone's head.

Just a little off the top!"- A. Boleyn

A barber lathers a man before he shaves him.

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop. What! no soap? So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all fell to playing the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots.

A prating barber asked Archelaus how he would be trimmed. He answered, "In silence."

No barber shaves so close but another finds worke.

Finding a good barber is like finding a good lawyer - you gotta go to the same guy.

I've never had a haircut where I've gone to a hair cutting place and they gave me an incorrect haircut. So I've been pretty lucky.

Who the heck is Donald Trump to fire me? I regret I didn't tell Donald Trump, 'You need to fire your barber. I'm sorry. I ain't feeling you, man. You're fired! I fire you, Donald Trump.'

Don't ask the barber whether you need a haircut, and don't ask an academic if what he does is relevant.

Surrender one hair, and you'll end up beardless.

I don't have any beauty shop memories. I remember the barber shop.

A good lather is half the shave.

The killing of everyone was the easy part, the most difficult part was lathering them up and shaving them, that's the part that freaked me out the most.

A barber is by nature and inclination a sport. He can tell you at what exact hour the ball game is to begin, can foretell its issue without losing a stroke of the razor, and can explain the points of inferiority of all the players, as compared with the better men that he has personally seen elsewhere, with the nicety of a professional.

I think of fans like a barbershop. I want that debate.

So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage-leaf, to make an apple-pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street, pops its head into the shop. 'What! no soap?' So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber.

To make a fine gentleman, several trades are required, but chiefly a barber.

My hair is certainly not copious, and I keep it short, always - it's buzzed twice a week.

You can talk about pretty much anything in the barbershop.

I have never liked haircuts.

Beware of the young doctor and the old barber.