Robert Asprin Quotes

I really need a hairstylist to do my hair if it's going to look good.

My hair is certainly not copious, and I keep it short, always - it's buzzed twice a week.

I at least have to cut my hair. I can't do the whole man bun, funky long hair thing anymore.

My favorite author's question of all time - because it's so simple to answer ... 'Is your hair really like that, or do you get it done?

My haircutter figured out I whine less if I'm under general anesthesia. I just hope when I awaken they haven't given me a Brazilian wax.

I've been lucky with my hair. I couldn't deal with it if I'd run out of barnet. Imagine me with a Bobby Charlton comb over.

I've had and probably still have a lot of bad haircuts. My mom just sent me some pictures - I don't know why she did this - but she sent me some pictures of me when I was probably like 12. I grew up in the D.C. area and I used to wear a Redskins jersey just walking around. I just had kind of a bowl haircut for a long time and no sense of style or personal hygiene.

She looks like she combs her hair with an egg beater.

I get a lot of credit for comb-overs. But it's not really a comb-over. It's sort of a little bit forward and back. I've combed it the same way for years. Same thing, every time.

No matter how I cut my hair, when it grows out, it will always grow out into The Bowl. I just naturally have a bowl.

I have never liked haircuts.

From my own personal standpoint, I've always preferred my hair shorter because it's just easier.

Don’t ever ask a barber if you need a haircut.

I didn't get my hair cut for two movies, and it got a little long. I'm going back to a... not a crew cut. Back to, oh, about a Presbyterian length.

I had those full-feathered bangs that started all the way at the back of your head. My forehead isn't very big; I should have never had those bangs!

A halfway decent haircut will go a long way!

A mullet is something that takes time and effort.

I wanted to get a cropped hairdo, but Sreenu Vaitla loves my look in 'Chiruta,' so he suggested that I keep the long hair.

I put a lot of trust in my stylist, Micaela Erlanger.

I go to the hairdresser once a month and even if I don't use products, I always want to look tidy.

For a long time, my dad was always on me about cutting my hair. 'Get a haircut. Gel your hair. You've got to do something to get your hair to stay down. It's too big; get it down! It's too crazy.'

The moment when a man's head drops off is seldom or never, I am inclined to think, precisely the most agreeable of his life.

I've always had weird hair, and it's never looked good.

down from his brow she ran his curls like thick hyacinth clusters full of blooms

A hairstyle's not a lifestyle.